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5月31日 What I've been up to over the last few weeks...For those of you who don’t bother with the nation’s favourite waste of time – otherwise known as the social networking website Facebook! - this is a compilation of my ‘status updates’ on Facebook from the last few weeks.
Given that I don’t seem to ever find the time these days to update my blog here on www.softbulletin.co.uk, this will give those of you who are sufficiently interested in my antics a vague insight into what I’ve been up to lately…
Tuesday 12th May 2009 Rich was excited yesterday when Miss Brown asked him to meet her at the Joshua Tree. "Wow," he thought, "a trip to the Nevada desert!" Turns out though that she actually meant the posh hair salon in West Bridgford called the Joshua Tree, not the actual thing itself! Doh. Still, they've done a lovely job on Miss Brown's hair..!
Thursday 14th May 2009 Rich 's blender has been dramatically dethroned this week as his favourite kitchen gadget, thanks to Em buying him an electric bread knife! It's genius - literally the best present since sliced bread! (Boom boom..!)
Friday 15th May 2009 Rich has been helping keep the wolf from the door by flogging stuff on eBay! Only thing is, he now has the ballache of having to get everything parcelled up and posted off. Anyone got any bubblewrap kicking around that they don't need?
Sunday 17th May 2009 Rich missed Eurovision last night for the first time in years - a boycott of sorts, out of protest over the lack of the legendary Wogan. Other people's status updates however are suggesting it was a good 'un - anyone care to fill Rich in on all the dirt?
Monday 18th May 2009 Rich and Em are both so poor that, yesterday, they both resorted to using one of those Coinstar machines in Tesco to cash in a load of 1 and 2p coins accumulated over a long period of time! Excitingly, they made £14!
Tuesday 19th May 2009 Rich , whilst already being very fond of his new car, was horrified the other day when he noticed that his rear numberplate is branded with the name of a vehicle dealership in Derby - presumably the place where his motor was first sold when it was brand new. Not wanting to appear to the world to be a sheepshagger, Rich has cunningly stuck a small piece of gaffa tape over the word 'Derby'!
Wednesday 20th May 2009 Rich has got a woman from the Local Education Authority coming into his school today to watch him teach a lesson. He desperately hopes that his planned session with the kids on instruction writing doesn't end up being a woeful crock of shit...
Thursday 21st May 2009 Rich is amused about the fact that the small village where his friends live in Northern Ireland had made news headlines, due to strange goings on involving every single resident being sent an anonymous handwritten letter! For the full dirt, go to YouTube and search on 'Mysterious Letters', and you will find a BBC news report about the whole hoohah..!
Friday 22nd May 2009 Rich had something genius happen at work yesterday. At his school, there's a boy who he taught last year, whose dad runs a pizza shop. And yesterday morning, cos I'd been joking with him for ages that he should bring some pizzas in for me, he arrived at my classroom door laden with TWO 12 inch 'veggie explosions'!
Saturday 23rd May 2009 Rich is deeply unamused by the fact that the Brian Clough statue got vandalised this week. Whoever it was that did it, may your next poo be a very large and gnarly pineapple...
Sunday 24th May 2009 Rich , as a die-hard Forest fan, is feeling slightly soiled - because last night, he went for a night out in the enemy heartland of Derby! It was actually a really good night, and the place wasn't quite as 'Village of the Damned' as Rich had expected...
Monday 25th May 2009 Rich is limbering up to tick off more Bank Holiday cliches! Yesterday he had a barbeque - complete with the genius seating arrangements otherwise known as dragging one of your sofas outside! Today, meanwhile, he's planning to do some DIY!
Tuesday 26th May 2009 Rich , whilst accepting that you shouldn't really revel in the misfortune of others, has been seriously amused by Newcastle United and smug Alan Shearer's pitiful slump into the footballing abyss otherwise known as the Championship. Forest v Newcastle next season - bring it on!
Wednesday 27th May 2009 Rich is enjoying the breather from work otherwise known as half-term, and is amused by the news that Forest are apparently trying to sign a player called Paul McKenna! Endless potential there for amusing headlines..!
Thursday 28th May 2009 Rich , whilst not disputing that Alex Ferguson is a great manager, would like to remind him that, after last night's game, he still hasn't managed to achieve in over 20 years at Manchester United something that Cloughie accomplished in his first five years at Forest - namely, back to back European Cups...
Friday 29th May 2009 Rich is feeling sad but trying desperately hard to think positive thoughts in the hope that it'll somehow subliminally help a very dear friend of his, who got taken into hospital yesterday and is now apparently 'critically ill'...
Saturday 30th May 2009 Rich will be mostly distracting himself today by going to watch a friend drive a Ferrari, and then watching Everton hopefully win the FA Cup final on telly. Oh, and he's also meeting Miss Brown's dad for the first time! His sphincter is slightly atwitch..!
Sunday 31st May 2009 Rich is proud of his pal Andrea - who, though still very poorly in hospital, is starting to show encouraging signs of getting better, much to the amazement of the doctors and nurses, who had gently warned us all to brace ourselves for the worst... RICH FISHER HAS UPLOADED SOME PHOTOS TO THE WEB!Rich has just uploaded a selection of new photos to the web depicting a couple of things he's been up to lately - specifically, a spot of barbeque action in his own back garden... and then a trip to Leicestershire to watch his pal Lisa drive a Ferrari!If you're reading this note on Rich's website, www.softbulletin.co.uk, then simply go to the photo section of the site to view these snaps. If, on the other hand, you're reading this note on Facebook - well, simply click here to be redirected to www.softbulletin.co.uk... 5月12日 RICH FISHER HAS UPLOADED SOME PHOTOS TO THE WEB! Rich has just uploaded a selection of new photos to the web showing some of the stuff he's been up to lately!
If you're reading this note on Rich's website, www.softbulletin.co.uk, then simply go to the photo section of the site to view these snaps. If, on the other hand, you're reading this note on Facebook - well, simply click here to be redirected to www.softbulletin.co.uk... 5月11日 What I've been up to over the last few weeks - part two...
For those of you who don’t bother with the nation’s favourite waste of time – otherwise known as the social networking website Facebook! - this is part two of a two-part is a compilation of my ‘status updates’ on Facebook from the last few weeks.
Given that I don’t seem to ever find the time these days to update my blog here on www.softbulletin.co.uk, these will give those of you who are sufficiently interested in my antics a vague insight into what I’ve been up to lately… Thursday 23rd April 2009 Rich is chortling to himself about his recent discovery that the Sun reporter who caught Stan Collymore dogging was someone who was in the same class as him when he did his Journalism degree at uni!
Friday 24th April 2009 Rich is glad it's the weekend, following an eventful day at school. A child biting someone on the head, another child climbing on the roof... what DIDN'T happen?!
Saturday 25th April 2009 Rich is at a baby shower! Him and the rest of the boys in attendance are leaving the girls to talk about girly stuff in order to slope off down the pub to talk about cars and guns and other such man things..!
Sunday 26th April 2009 Rich is having an amazing day partaking in a 'Parrot-handling experience' - a Christmas pressie from his ma and dad. It's basically involved spending a day at an amazing parrot zoo near Skeggy, and going inside all the aviaries to feed and play with the parrots!
Monday 27th April 2009 Rich is pleased about this evening's official confirmation that the mighty Forest haven't quite been shit enough this season to get relegated from the Championship!
Tuesday 28th April 2009 Rich is a childish individual who has gained a great deal of amusement lately from sending silly questions to 118118's 'we'll answer any question' service, and seeing what answers they send back!
Wednesday 29th April 2009 Rich has applied to spend an hour standing like a statue atop a massive plinth in Liverpool city centre, as part of an art instalment happening later this year! Aforesaid plinth is going to be 'manned' 24/7 for a hundred days, with the person on top being changed every hour.
Thursday 30th April 2009 Rich has just had his housemate ask him "Rich, do you have a hot water bottle?" Distressingly, this presumably means Rich is the sort of person who people see as a likely candidate for hot water bottle-ownership!
Saturday 2nd May 2009 Rich , after several weeks of beardiness, is set to revert to a more clean cut look again, as he prepares to go off with his dad and bro to a posh salon for a 'gentleman's grooming experience'! Another genius Christmas present off Ma Fisher!!!
Sunday 3rd May 2009 Rich is up at the plush Leeds abode of his pal JHH, having been to an ace music festival up here featuring lots of bands that have daft names. General Fiasco and Tigers That Talked - both of 'em are destined to be huge!
Monday 4th May 2009 Rich is slowly coming to terms with the fact that football season is over - at least for us Forest fans, anyway. (No jokes please anyone about our season having been pretty much over since mid-September..!)
Tuesday 5th May 2009 Rich is so skint that he's resorted to trying to flog some stuff on eBay to make some cash! You can see all the items he's selling - including his cherished seven inch copy of 'We All Stand Together' by Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus - at http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/richey_fish
Wednesday 6th May 2009 Rich thinks Facebook should offer its users the facility to put writing in italics. Today, for instance, he was going to write for his status, 'Rich could tell you what he got up to last night. But he'd have to kill you.' However, it wouldn't have been anywhere near as effective as it could've been without being able to put 'could' in italics!
Thursday 7th May 2009 Rich has enjoyed spoiling his girl on her birthday, including a meal out at Nottingham curry house Mem Saab. Food was awesome, though sadly Chris Tarrant didn't turn up and start chucking cutlery at people.
Saturday 9th May 2009 Rich is experiencing that strange sensation always brought by the first Saturday following the end of the footy season. He feels all restless - like he should be at a match, or glued to his radio or something...
Sunday 10th May 2009 Rich is at West Midlands Safari Park running the gauntlet of rhinos, white tigers, yaks and lots of other wonderous creatures. Animals officially rock!
Monday 11th May 2009 Rich is slightly alarmed by the photos that have appeared in the tabloids over the last few days of Gary Glitter, in which he appears to have adopted a Rolf Harris disguise to avoid being recognised... What I've been up to over the last few weeks - part one...For those of you who don’t bother with the nation’s favourite waste of time – otherwise known as the social networking website Facebook! - this is part one of a two-part is a compilation of my ‘status updates’ on Facebook from the last few weeks.
Given that I don’t seem to ever find the time these days to update my blog here on www.softbulletin.co.uk, these will give those of you who are sufficiently interested in my antics a vague insight into what I’ve been up to lately…
Wednesday April 1st 2009 Rich has a question for you all - is he a bit 'special', or is putting a 'large'-sized duvet cover on a 'large'-sized duvet genuinely the most difficult thing in the whole world?!
Thursday 2nd April 2009 Rich is at Nottingham Royal Concert Hall, watching country music superstar Kenny Rogers! Amusingly, a bloke sat on the row behind looks more like Kenny than Kenny himself does these days!
Friday 3rd April 2009 Rich is not feeling remotely smug about the fact that he's about to embark on a whole fortnight off work! Don't hate him just cos he's got the bestest job in the world...
Saturday 4th April 2009 Rich has had a mental day! He's met Rolf Harris! And watched his brother buy a car like the Knightrider car! And seen rastas fighting on Brixton High Street!
Sunday 5th April 2009 Rich has one of those days where the enormity of it all has hit him. Yes, in just six months' time, he'll be 30! Though they say you're only as young as the person you feel - which makes him a mere 25..!
Monday 6th April 2009 Rich is enjoying having a car again! His new motor doesn't even have a key - you just start it by pressing a button! This is tremendously exciting to someone as easily amused as Rich!
Tuesday 7th April 2009 Rich can't help but feel it's all a bit wrong when one of the governors from his school sends him a link to a news story about a man getting bummed to death by a zebra! Cheers though Skip - very amusing..!
Wednesday 8th April 2009 Rich is amused by the fact that his pal Max, who's running the London Marathon later this month to raise money for charity, has managed to get comedy legend Jimmy Cricket to sponsor him! You too can sponsor him by going to www.justgiving.com/maxnewton
Friday 10th April 2009 Rich is enjoying a bit of a drunken reunion with Mongol Rally chums, which has led to him singing ‘Ace of Spades’ on karaoke. Metaaaaaal!
Saturday 11th April 2009 Rich is rejoicing this weekend in a truly remarkable resurrection. Nothing to do with Jesus though - rather, the resurrection this afternoon of Forest's hopes staying in the Championship! 82 minutes - 2-1 down. 90 minutes - 3-2 up! You Reds!
Sunday 12th April 2009 Rich , whilst not having any problem with people remembering Jesus, is somewhat incredulous about the fact that all the supermarkets have been closed today just cos it's Easter bloody Sunday!
Monday 13th April 2009 Rich wants to know if anyone can offer a good home to a beautiful canary. It's escaped from somewhere and flown into one of Rich's friends' houses. Rich would have it himself but knows his parrot would bully it.
Tuesday 14th April 2009 Rich , after recently becoming a car-owner again for the first time in several years, is set to reacquaint himself today with one of the less joyous aspects of having your own wheels - yes, having to pay a shitload of cash to get it through its MOT!
Wednesday 15th April 2009 Rich can't believe it's 20 years today since the Hillsborough disaster. His thoughts today are with his numerous pals - both Forest and Liverpool - who went along that day merely to see a match, but instead ended up witnessing the needless loss of 96 lives.
Thursday 16th April 2009 Rich is still chortling about the film he saw at the cinema yesterday - 'The Story of Anvil'. It's a documentary about a Canadian heavy metal band still trying to 'make it' despite three decades of public indifference. A bit like a real life Spinal Tap!
Friday 17th April 2009 Rich has a raging hangover, following a raucous and highly amusing evening at Nottingham Arena last night watching the Sky Sports Premier League Darts!
Saturday 18th April 2009 Rich is well proud of Miss Brown, who today passed her driving theory test! She did particularly well on hazard perception - and so is now officially the Duchess of Hazard!
Sunday 19th April 2009 Rich is absolutely dreading the thought of going back to work as the Easter holidays draw to a close - though he will spending the first few days away in Yorkshire with the Year Six kids, dangling off ropes and stuff!
Monday 20th April 2009 Rich has arrived in Yorkshire for two days and nights of high-octane madness at an 'activity centre' with the Year Six kids from his school. The boys' dorms already reek spectacularly of Lynx..!
Tuesday 21st April 2009 Rich is feeling somewhat curmudgeonly, having had raucous children wake him up at 5.30am. All aerosols have however been confiscated, so the Lynx funk has thankfully subsided..!
Wednesday 22nd April 2009 Rich is limbering up for the final few hours of his school's residential trip for the year six kids. It's been fun, but he's looking forward to returning to civilisation and partaking in some Brown love (so to speak..!) |
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