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4月11日 What I’ve has been up to over the last few weeks - part twoFor those of you who don’t bother with the nation’s favourite waste of time – otherwise known as the social networking website Facebook! - this is the second part of a compilation of my ‘status updates’ on Facebook from the last few weeks.
Given that I don’t seem to ever find the time these days to update my blog here on www.softbulletin.co.uk, this will give those of you who are sufficiently interested in my antics a vague insight into what I’ve been up to lately…
Monday March 9th 2009 Rich Fisher has had a triumphant day. For one, he managed to pull off a Rolf Harris-themed maths lesson. But best of all, he's now buoffant-free!
Tuesday March 10th 2009 Rich - just for a change! - is once again the ringleader of classroom madness. Today he had 28 kids bouncing around singing the footy song "Let's all have a disco!"
Wednesday March 11th 2009 Rich has got a ticket to see Wacko Jacko at the O2 Arena in London later this year! Hopefully the surgically-enhanced nutjob will just stick to the hits...
Thursday March 12th 2009 Rich has been off work today cos he was ill, & feels all guilty like he's let people down - even though he's been genuinely poorly...
Friday March 13th 2009 Rich , being the undeniably smooth so and so that he is, is whisking his lovely lady off to Vienna next weekend..!
Saturday 14th March 2009 Rich , as can be seen from his new profile pic, is... James Brown! Big thanks to the lovely Emma and www.faceinhole.com for his remarkable transformation. Hit me!
Sunday 15th March 2009 Rich is having a tremendous weekend, not least due to the exploration of previously uncharted culinary waters - yes, the construction of home-made onion bhajiis!
Monday 16th March 2009 Rich is wondering what on earth he's letting himself in for, as he braces himself for his mate Emilie moving into his house this week as his new lodger..!
Tuesday 17th March 2009 Rich is desperately trying to cling on to his professional self-belief, despite one of those days where he's felt like sacking off teaching and becoming a bin man.
Wednesday 18th March 2009 Rich has just discovered that his girlfriend looks amazing even when sprawled across the sofa wearing his manky tracky bottoms that he uses to teach P.E. in!
Thursday 19th March 2009 Rich has just come off the five-a-side footy pitch, having banged in four goals! He's now off to have his aching limbs tended to by his favourite physiotherapist..!
Friday 20th March 2009 Rich Fisher is off to Vienna - though merely the restaurant in Nottingham of that name.. not the Austrian capital! He is however having dinner there with the Clough family!
Saturday 21st March 2009 Rich Fisher has had a frustrating afternoon watching the Reds. He couldn't even shout abuse at the ref, as a child from his class at school was sat just four seats away..!
Sunday 22nd March 2009 Rich Fisher is deleting old texts from his inbox, and is chuckling about one his bro sent a few weeks ago announcing that he'd just enjoyed a maiden dump on his new toilet!
Monday 23rd March 2009 Rich Fisher is teaching his class about eBay, and is showing how it works by auctioning his 'Jareth from the Labyrinth' wig! Search on eBay on 'David Bowie wig' to see..!
Tuesday 24th March 2009 Rich Fisher is very amused to report that his Goblin King wig his now up to £6.50 on eBay, with one of his own class strongly suspected to be amongst the foremost bidders!
Thursday 26th March Rich just had parents' evening at work! Somehow, all the mums and dads seemed to go away happy that Mr Fisher actually knows what he's doing with their children..!
Friday 27th March 2009 Rich is looking forward to 3pm, when he gets to finally draw the curtain on what's been a L-O-N-G week at work - and treat his lady to a weekend away..!
Saturday 28th March 2009 Rich is at a posh hotel in London! The hotel restaurant is called 'The Verve Grill'. Disappointingly, Richard Ashcroft hasn't been spotted yet on pot-washing duty.
Sunday March 29th 2009 Rich has had a cool weekend away to London with the lovely Em, which involved him surprising her with a trip to Wembley to see Ing-er-lund spank Slovakia!
Monday March 30th 2009 Rich , after several years of managing to get around on foot and by borrowing other people's cars, is finally becoming a fully-fledged car-owner again this week!
Tuesday March 31st 2009 Rich is amused by the discovery that he sometimes ends up being called 'Shag' when his name is tapped in too quickly into a mobile phone that has the predictive text function activated..! What I’ve has been up to over the last few weeks - part one
For those of you who don’t bother with the nation’s favourite waste of time – otherwise known as the social networking website Facebook! - this is the first part of a two-part compilation of my ‘status updates’ on Facebook from the last few weeks.
Given that I don’t seem to ever find the time these days to update my blog here on www.softbulletin.co.uk, this will give those of you who are sufficiently interested in my antics a vague insight into what I’ve been up to lately…
Saturday 7th February 2009 Rich is marking books and actually enjoying it - as this week, he had his class writing about the life and work of Steve 'The Crocodile Hunter' Irwin! Ripper, mate!
Sunday 8th February 2009 Rich feels a bit like Hugh Hefner as he saunters around his own house. Beautiful Scandanavian ladies are strewn everywhere!
Monday 9th February 2009 Rich is sat in the staffroom at work trying to eat his lunch, whilst all around his female colleagues are getting excited about a photo of a bloke with a huge knob.
Tuesday 10th February 2009 Rich , for the first time in his life, was quite grateful the other night to Margaret Thatcher - after she heroically saved him from a truly terrible fate...
Wednesday 11th February 2009 Rich , as the snow melts, is packing away his thermals and wellies. Apologies to all the ladies who found his 'eligable young farmer' look quite sexual...
Thursday 12th February 2009 Rich is hacked off cos he drove all he way across town to go and play football, only to find his match had been cancelled due to the latest few milimetres of snow.
Friday 13th February 2009 Rich taught a genius PE lesson today. We couldn't go outside cos of the ice - so we stayed indoors and watched Forest's 198O European Cup triumph on DVD!
Saturday 14th February 2009 Rich is currently a fugitive on the run! He is however very proud of his mate Dave, who is doing the live Forest commentary on BBC Radio Nottingham this afternoon!
Sunday 15th February 2009 Rich hopes everyone had a happy Valentine's Day! And he hereby wishes to thank a certain soap star for assisting him in carrying out a bit of a charm offensive!
Monday 16th February 2009 Rich is loving the fact that it's half-term and he's got a week off! No, he's never accepted money or drugs for sex. However yes, you can have some of his blood...
Tuesday 17th February 2009 Rich is set to spend the evening hanging out with legendary former Liverpool goalkeeper Bruce Grobbelaar. Hopefully Rich can avoid having another 'Shilton' moment!
Wednesday 18th February 2009 Rich is shitfaced, having successfully smuggled a bottle of vodka into the Brit Awards. He's so drunk that he may actually cry if Elbow win 'Best British Band'...
Thursday 19th February 2009 Rich is mooching around London with Charles, his adversary in the bitter Fisher-Fox Buoffant War. Distressingly, he is showing no sign whatsoever of cracking!
Friday 20th February 2009 Rich can't believe half-term is nearly over! He's had a cool week though, including a Chinese astrology reading in a bid to sort his life out.
Saturday 21st February 2009 Rich is hacked off about the footy, but he does have custody of a Derby fan's prized Derby shirt! Suggestions as to what should be done with it, anyone?
Sunday 22nd February 2009 Rich , over time, has woken to face many different consequences of excessive alcohol consumption. But a booking confirmation for Chris de Burgh tickets is a new one!
Monday February 23rd 2009 Rich is back at work after his week off, and has invented a new game to play with the kids called 'Hammertime' - inspired by the legendary MC Hammer..!
Tuesday Fenruary 24th 2009 Rich is currently at his folks' house, watching his dad being a supreme tosser in the kitchen! Happy Pancake Day, everyone..!
Wednesday February 25th 2009 Rich loves the randomness of his job. Today, somehow, he ended up demonstrating a variety of catalogue poses for the entertainment of approximately 150 children..!
Friday February 27th 2009 Rich's little heart is singing, because a) it's the weekend, and b) he's had a beautiful lady smuggle some cheese into the country for him from foreign lands!
Saturday February 28th 2008 Rich is sad about the news that legendary Nottingham record shop Selectadisc is closing, a victim of the fact that everyone just downloads music these days...
Sunday March 1st 2009 Rich is still buzzing from the gig he went to the other night by ageing goth types The Cure! He don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too..!
Monday March 2nd 2009 Rich is cream-crackered after another hectic and eventful day in the world of class 11. Today saw him and the kids go ice-skating!
Tuesday March 3rd 2009 Rich has had the kids in his class interviewing, via email, the holder of the world record for most Jaffa Cakes shoved in gob all in one go!
Wednesday March 4th 2009 Rich is all set to celebrate World Book Day by spending a whole day at work dressed as Jareth the Goblin King from 'The Labyrinth'! "Nothing? Nothing? Tra la la..."
Thursday March 5th 2009 Rich really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wants a Nintendo Wii!
Friday March 6th 2009 Rich is immensely hacked off - cos some dozy chump has driven into his car and put a dirty great dent in the side, and driven off without owning up to it. Cockwad.
Saturday March 7th 2009 Rich is chortling over his recent discovery that a friend of his - who shall remain nameless! - recently partook in sexual congress with someone quite famous!
Sunday March 8th 2009 Rich is proud to report that, after a five-month long stand-off, today saw him finally crowned winner of the buoffant war he's been having with his mate Charles! 4月9日 Facebook status updates - they're the future of blogging..!A BLOG ENTRY BY RICH FISHER
And so today sees me finally break a silence of over a month on the blogging front.
Yes, this is the first time since mid-February that I’ve found time to sit down, log into www.softbulletin.co.uk, and write a few words about what’s been happening in the world of Rich.
And herein lies a bit of a problem – because quite simply, so many things have happened since my last blog update that it’d be pretty much impossible to bring you all properly up to speed without subjecting you all to an essay of several thousand words!
This has led me to make a bit of a decision about how I’m going to go about blogging from now on. But before I come onto that, let’s quickly skim the surface of what I’ve been up to in recent weeks.
In my professional life on the primary education battleground, things have been as busy and eventful as ever – with recent shenaniagans including taking my class ice skating and getting them to interview the man who holds the Guinness World Record for being able to fit the greatest number Jaffa Cakes in his mouth all in one go!
Outside of work meanwhile, I’ve had friends come over to visit from Denmark, and also made no less than five trips down to London for various reasons - ranging from various England football matches at Wembley Stadium, to attending the Brit Awards!
And most excitingly of all, after several years of struggling to find anyone that’s made my heart skip that little bit faster, recent weeks have also seen me enjoying a blossoming romance with a very lovely girl called Emma - who I first met at the back end of 2008!
So without wanting to sound all smug, all is pretty hunky dory in my little world!
I’ve uploaded photographic evidence of most of my recent capers onto the world wide web.
If you’re reading these ramblings on my blog site at www.softbulletin.co.uk and want to take a look at my snaps, then simply visit the photo section and have a flick through the last few albums.
If, on the other hand, you’re reading this on Facebook – well, simply click here to be redirected to www.softbulletin.co.uk.
Needless to say, I’d love to write a bit more here on my blog all the things that have been going on.
As I said though, it’d end up being an essay!
And really, I guess this is just one of those Catch 22s that those of us with a blogging habit sometimes face. On one hand, you need to be doing vaguely interesting things with your life in order to actually have something to write about.
However, if you busy yourself doing lots of interesting things, you end up not actually having time to write about them!
Which leads me onto something I mentioned earlier – the fact that I’ve decided to change the way I blog from now on.
This decision was largely inspired by a chat I had recently with a friend of mine called John, who has always read my blog regularly since I began doing it back in 2006. During the course of our conversation, the fact that I haven’t done much blogging lately was something we discussed - and John made a comment that gave me a bit of food for thought.
“You’re right Rich,” John said, “you haven’t been writing updates on your blog as regularly as you have done in the past. But, you tend to update your Facebook status pretty much every day – and you’re still kind of like a mini-blog.”
Now at this point, I’m going to offer a bit of an explanation that may smack somewhat of teaching Grandma to suck eggs.
For the benefit though of any of you who don’t ‘do’ social networking websites – well, if you have an account on Facebook, then your profile on the site has a ‘status box’, which gives you about as many characters as you get in a mobile phone text message to write a few words to write about what you’re doing or what you’re thinking at that particular moment in time.
This ‘status’ is then visible to anyone else you know who has an account on Facebook. For example, looking at Facebook right now, two friends of mine who have updated their status in the last few days, who I have picked at random, are Anna and Ste.
At this moment in time as I write these , Anna’s status reads…
“Anna is on her lunch. Sitting in a car park, opposite a skip. Nice.”
Meanwhile, Ste’s status is a bit more oblique. It reads…
"Stephen could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.”
Now you can update your Facebook status as often as you like. You do actually get some folk who update theirs lots of times throughout the day - presumably due to them having nothing much better to do!
As for me, I generally tend to try and update my status once a day. And rather than going down the ‘Ste route’ and being all cryptic, I like to try and write something vaguely meaningful - so people at least have a vague idea of what I’m up to.
Anyway, my friend John’s comment that I mentioned a few moments ago inspired me the oither day to go onto my Facebook profile page, and look back on all my status updates over the last few months.
And he’s right – if you read through them in chronological order, it actually does read very much like a mini-blog!
This has led to me deciding that I’m going to give up even trying from now on to update my blog. Instead, I’m going to just keep updating my Facebook status every day – and then, for the benefit of the non-Facebookers among you, I’m going to simply add a complilation every month or so of all my status updates in chronological order.
To kick off on this front, I shall be adding in the next few days a compilation of all my status updates from the last couple of months – which I think offer a fairly accurate and snappy insight into what I’ve been up to and where my head's been at since I last managed to find time to write a proper blog entry.
So then, I'm off to do some cutting and pasting!
Watch this space..! 4月8日 RICH FISHER HAS UPLOADED SOME PHOTOS TO THE WEB!Rich has just uploaded a selection of new photos to the web - an album entitled ‘Two trips to London and other recent capers'.
If you're reading this note on Rich's website, www.softbulletin.co.uk, then simply go to the photo section of the site to view these snaps. If, on the other hand, you're reading this note on Facebook - well, simply click here to be redirected to www.softbulletin.co.uk... |
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